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Wood Furniture Plans
Understanding woodwork by means of wood furniture plans in your house is simple and even enjoyable. With more experience you will shortly be capable of producing some outstanding (and unique) timber furnishings and save money.
Need to establish or improve wood working abilities? Then you definitely really need to subscribe to a wood working class. For anyone who is curious about wood furniture plans but have no understanding of lumber working tools then a wood working class is extremely important. These types of wood working lessons ensure that you get valuable information in relation to utilizing and looking after various kinds of wood working tools.
Whenever working with any wood working tool you must take proper care. Negligence may either ruin your furniture or perhaps cause you damage. Using tools incorrectly, disregarding safety measures or operating power tools under influence of alcohol consumption might lead to a very serious injury. Training can advise you about the safety guidelines that need to be taken using the wood working tools.
If you are planning to make a career in wood working marketplace then the first thing may be to sign up for a wood working class. Specialist instructions are given at these wood working courses. If you believe wood working might be a passion then a wood working class is an excellent method to sharpen up your capabilities.
These kinds of programs coach you from building a small thing for instance a candle box to considerable items like dining sets. Often times though these kinds of lessons can be expensive as well as hard to fit in your routine.
Studying wood working at home without seeking help from wood working classes is simpler than what you might imagine, several of the better wood furniture plans that are offered on the internet include things like excellent training books and videos.
Information regarding various wood working classes can be found from the internet.. An invaluable feature of wood working courses is they are competitively priced. Fees are sensible. There is no need to spend a lot of money to learn wood working.
For those who enroll in these lessons are given projects that really help them to obtain the fundamental skills of wood working. These types of projects will provide you with confidence in operating some hand tools in a proper way and very rapidly it will be easy to tackle even inventive wood furniture plans.
You can develop projects along the lines of building pieces of furniture. You also understand how to properly utilize wood working tools which includes routers as well as scroll saw as well as other power tools. You will enjoy wood working in these types of sessions and delight yourself how quickly you could be looking at wood furniture plans and building some prime quality wooden products.
To Conclude: Learning from wood furniture plans at your home is straightforward and enjoyable. With practice then you will soon end up being capable of producing some great (and distinctive) wooden furniture and even make big savings.
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Desktop Cleanup Software

Do you find it hard to organise your desktop?
I recently bought a new netbook computer with
the standard Windows XP desktop installed and
I really do not want it to get as badly cluttered and
disorganised as my main computer screen which
has icons covering the whole screen
(see screenshot).
The standard XP software simply puts your icons onto a desktop grid and after a while they start to get cluttered and disorganised. Also there is only a limited amount of space to put all your shortcuts to.

Now your individually headed fences can be re-arranged on your desktop simply by dragging the complete fence to another desktop location or drag the individual icons to a different location.
Another feature of this virtual desktop manager is that each fence can be resized just by dragging the edges in the same way as you would any other window and when you mouse over it a scroll bar will appear. Conclusion: Having this Virtual Desktop Manager to replace your standard Windows desktop themes is a really cool gadget to have enabling you to put as many shortcuts as you want within easy reach and to easily keep them organised.
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EMPTY YOUR CUP! ................................................................ 13
DON’T LISTEN TO THE “SO-CALLED” EXPERTS…............................... 14
DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE AN E-ENTREPRENEUR?................. 16
THE INTERNET — YOUR BUSINESS TOOL...................................... 17
THE RIGHT PRODUCT SELLS ITSELF............................................ 18
THE ETERNAL, CHANGING BUSINESS PLAN ................................... 20
1. GETTING STARTED....................................................... 23
1.1 MAKING YOUR WEBSITE ATTRACTIVE, INTERESTING, ENGAGING AND
INTERACTIVE ............................................................................ 23
1.2 NAVIGATION................................................................. 26
1.3 DEFINING A USABLE SITE.................................................. 31
1.3.1 Good Content is Critical ......................................... 31
1.3.2 Ease of Access to Information................................. 32
1.3.3 Quick Access to Information ................................... 32
1.3.4 Cleanly Designed Pages ......................................... 33
1.3.5 Download Status .................................................. 33
1.3.6 Usability Problems ................................................ 34
1.4 BUILDING INTERACTIVITY AND PERSONALIZATION ...................... 35
1.5 GRAPHICS.................................................................... 37
1.6 WEB COPY ................................................................... 37
1.7 CHOOSING A DOMAIN NAME............................................... 41
1.7.1 Using Expired Domains to Skyrocket Your Traffic ....... 44
1.8 THE HOST ................................................................... 45
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1.9 TESTING AND PERFORMANCE .............................................. 47
1.9.1 Monitoring and Tracking ........................................ 49
1.9.2 Tracking Your Sales............................................... 54
1.10 BUILDING CREDIBILITY AND MAINTAINING IT.......................... 55
2. INTERNET BUSINESS IDEAS ........................................ 58
2.1 LEVERAGE THE ADVANTAGES OF THE NET ................................ 58
2.2 WHAT BUSINESSES ARE SUCCEEDING ON THE NET? ................... 59
2.3 SHOULD YOU BE SELLING A PRODUCT OR A SERVICE?................... 61
2.4 IMPORTANCE OF BACK-END SELLING ..................................... 63
2.5 CROSS-SELLING ............................................................ 65
3. SECRETS OF WINNING TRAFFIC THROUGH SEARCH
ENGINES ................................................................................ 67
3.1 HOW SEARCH ENGINES WORK ............................................ 69
3.2 TOP SEARCH ENGINES ..................................................... 72
3.3 SEARCH ENGINE PAGE-RANKING ALGORITHMS.......................... 76
3.4 KEYWORDS — OPTIMIZING YOUR SITE TO GET TOP BILLING AT SEARCH
ENGINES................................................................................. 82
3.5 WEB COPY FOR SEO ....................................................... 86
3.6 SUBMITTING TO SEARCH ENGINES........................................ 87
3.7 SEARCH DIRECTORIES – THE BENEFITS OF BROWSING ................ 88
3.7.1 Submitting to Search Directories............................. 89
3.8 PAY-PER-CLICK — BUYING STATUS...................................... 89
3.8.1 Show Me the Money! ............................................. 91
3.8.2 Submitting to Pay-Per-Clicks .................................. 92
3.8.3 Google AdWords ................................................... 93
3.9 LINK POPULARITY AND LINK ANALYSIS ................................... 95
3.9.1 Reciprocal Links and Partner Sites ........................... 97
3.9.2 Picking Your Partner .............................................. 98
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3.9.3 Inward Link Analysis ........................................... 100
3.10 OPTIMIZING YOUR WEBSITE ........................................... 101
3.11 MONITORING YOUR PROGRESS ........................................ 103
3.12 THREE WORDS ABOUT SPAM .......................................... 105
4. BUYING ADVERTISING AND KEEPING CUSTOMERS!.. 107
4.1 BANNERS................................................................... 107
4.1.1 Banner Glossary ................................................. 108
4.1.2 Banner Economics............................................... 110
4.2 TEXT LINKS................................................................ 112
4.3 CLASSIFIED ADS .......................................................... 114
4.4 CULTIVATING NEW CUSTOMERS......................................... 115
4.5 CREATING EFFECTIVE ADS ............................................... 117
4.6 ADVANCED AD TRACKING................................................ 120
5. GETTING RICH FROM AFFILIATE PROGRAMS ............. 126
5.1 JOINING AN AFFILIATE PROGRAM ....................................... 127
5.2 LAUNCHING YOUR OWN AFFILIATE PROGRAM ......................... 130
5.3 COOKING OFF THE SPAM................................................. 132
5.4 MANAGING AND TRACKING YOUR AFFILIATE PROGRAMS ............. 133
5.5 EVALUATING YOUR WEBSITE’S PERFORMANCE ........................ 138
5.6 HOW TO ATTRACT AFFILIATES........................................... 140
5.6.1 Classifying Affiliates for Better Management ........... 141
5.6.2 A Few Avoidable Errors ........................................ 146
5.7 LINKSHARE – AFFILIATE NETWORK THAT WORKS..................... 149
5.8 THE LEADING DIGITAL PRODUCTS AFFILIATE MANAGEMENT SYSTEM –
CLICKBANK............................................................................ 150
6. EXPLODING YOUR PROFITS THROUGH EMAIL
MARKETING.......................................................................... 152
6.1 COLLECTING OPT-IN EMAIL ADDRESSES............................... 152
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6.2 DOUBLE OPT-IN........................................................... 154
6.3 INTELLIGENT TARGETING THROUGH TAILOR MADE RESEARCH....... 156
6.4 RENTING OR BUYING LISTS.............................................. 158
6.5 CREATING UNBLOCKABLE DHTML POP-UPS .......................... 161
6.6 EMAIL MARKETING TACTICS ............................................. 164
6.6.1 Writing Headlines That Grab Your Customers and Sell
Your Goods!...................................................................... 165
6.6.2 Tips for Building Your Email Lists........................... 172
6.6.3 Email Content – Text vs. HTML ............................. 176
6.7 MANAGING EMAIL CAMPAIGNS........................................... 178
6.7.1 Personalization in Email Marketing......................... 178
6.7.2 Creative Segmentation ........................................ 181
6.7.3 How Often And When to Mail?............................... 182
6.7.4 Refrain from Spamming....................................... 185
6.8 ANALYSIS OF EMAIL CAMPAIGNS ........................................ 187
6.8.1 Tracking Performance - Measuring Useful Metrics .... 187
6.8.2 Enhancing Email Response ................................... 191
6.8.3 Should the message trick the reader or be honest?.. 194
6.9 AUTORESPONDERS ........................................................ 195
6.10 CALL TO ACTION — CLOSING THE DEAL.............................. 200
6.11 SAMPLE MARKETING EMAIL ............................................ 204
7. CREATING NEWSLETTERS THAT SELL AS WELL AS
INFORM................................................................................ 208
7.1 ADVANTAGES OF NEWSLETTERS AS A MARKETING TOOL ............. 210
7.2 CREATING AN EFFECTIVE NEWSLETTER ................................. 212
7.3 STEPS FOR A SUCCESSFUL NEWSLETTER CAMPAIGN .................. 218
7.4 GETTING SUBSCRIBERS FOR YOUR NEWSLETTER...................... 221
7.5 ADVERTISING IN NEWSLETTERS ......................................... 224
7.6 PROMOTING AFFILIATE PROGRAMS THROUGH NEWSLETTERS ........ 225
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7.7 BLOGS...................................................................... 227
7.8 PLANNING YOUR CONTENT............................................... 232
7.9 EZINE JOINT VENTURES .................................................. 233
7.10 MANAGING YOUR LIST.................................................. 234
8. JOINT VENTURES — PARTNERING FOR SUCCESS ....... 236
8.1 CHOOSE YOUR PARTNERS................................................ 236
8.2 JOINT SUBSCRIPTIONS ................................................... 238
8.3 EXIT POP-UPS ............................................................. 239
8.4 PLUG YOUR PALS.......................................................... 239
8.5 STRENGTHENING YOUR JOINT VENTURES .............................. 240
8.6 TRACK YOUR JOINT VENTURES .......................................... 241
8.7 KEEPING YOUR CUSTOMERS ............................................. 242
9. SELLING INFORMATION PRODUCTS ONLINE ............ 245
9.1 FINDING A WRITER ....................................................... 246
9.2 WHAT CAN YOU WRITE ABOUT? ........................................ 248
9.2.1 Pleasure Books ................................................... 248
9.2.2 Inspirational Books ............................................. 248
9.2.3 Study Books....................................................... 248
9.2.4 How-To Books .................................................... 249
9.2.5 Choosing the Right Topic ..................................... 251
10. CREATING A HOT SOFTWARE PRODUCT WITH NO
PROGRAMMING EXPERIENCE ............................................... 257
10.1 BUILDING AN OUTLINE ................................................. 258
10.1.1 Feature List ...................................................... 258
10.1.2 User Stories ..................................................... 259
10.1.3 Data Directory .................................................. 260
10.2 STUDY COMPETITION ................................................... 260
10.3 DETERMINE PRICING.................................................... 261
10.4 CHOOSING A PROGRAMMER ............................................ 263
10.5 DEVELOPING FUNCTIONALITY .......................................... 266
10.6 CREATING A WORK AGREEMENT....................................... 267
10.7 PACKAGING YOUR PRODUCT ........................................... 269
10.8 CUSTOMER SERVICE AND SUPPORT ................................... 270
11. PRESS RELEASES ..................................................... 274
11.1 WRITING AN EFFECTIVE PRESS RELEASE OR NEWS ARTICLE......... 275
11.2 PRESS RELEASE DISTRIBUTION........................................ 280
11.3 WHEN SHOULD YOU DISTRIBUTE PRESS RELEASES? ................. 282
12. VIRAL MARKETING .................................................. 284
12.1 VIRAL MARKETING THROUGH EBOOKS................................ 285
12.2 VIRAL MARKETING THROUGH EMAILS ................................. 292
12.3 VIRAL MARKETING WITH AFFILIATE PROGRAMS...................... 296
12.4 VIRAL MARKETING ON THE WEB....................................... 300
12.5 WORD-OF-MOUTH VIRAL MARKETING ................................ 302
12.6 MEASURING VIRAL EFFECT AND PERFORMANCE...................... 303
13. MANAGING YOUR LIFE WHEN YOU WORK FROM HOME
............................................................................................. 305
13.1 BALANCING YOUR BUSINESS AND FAMILY ............................ 307
13.2 KNOW HOW TO SAY “NO” ............................................. 307
13.3 TAKE A DAY OFF FROM WORK AT LEAST ONCE A MONTH........... 308
13.4 LEARN HOW TO COMPROMISE ......................................... 308
13.5 MAINTAINING A POSITIVE ATTITUDE IS GOOD FOR BUSINESS .... 309
CONCLUSION: ALL YOU NEED TO SKYROCKET YOUR WEB
PROFITS............................................................................... 312
SOME WARNINGS .............................................................. 314
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Monday, 12 July 2010
Home Beer Making

I first Started Home Beer Making a long time ago, in fact I was still at school when I started making homebrew beer.
There were dozens of different home beer brewing kits available in most of the supermarkets and pharmacy's a the time all of them promising to make the perfect home-brew beer.

My friends and I tried pretty much all of them. Some of the results were disastrous to say the least but as buying homebrew beer making kits was the easiest way for us under-age drinkers to get alcohol. We persevered until eventually the sediment full, murky river-water type brew that we produced (and got sick on) gradually became clearer and less vomit inducing.
Home beer making became more than just a means to get outrageously drunk and gradually became an enjoyable hobby and we learnt that homemade beer did'nt have to taste vile and we began to take pride in the quality of home brew beer.
We even started to buy some equipment; syphoning tubes, bottle labels, bottle tops, hydrometers and various other bits and pieces, even managing to get hold of a couple of keg

We had come of age and people began to know they could come to our party's and have a good few pints of reasonable quality homemade beer without getting sick, it still was'nt as good as commercially brewed beer but it was pretty good, got you drunk, tasted reasonable and best of all it cost next to nothing to produce when compared to what you have to pay at the pub.
If only we had, had the information then that is available now. There are hundreds of books, courses and video's available that enable even the complete beginner to produce excellent Home Brew Beer that not only rivals but surpases many of the beers available commercially and with the current economic climate and high cost of going out to drink in the pubs and clubs there has never been a better time to try your hand at home beer making.
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Saturday, 3 July 2010
Surprise Article Converter Bonus

The Article Converter I use added a fantastic and unexpected bonus to their system shortly after I started using it.
The Article Reel adds all of your converted articles to a sort of video blog hosted to your website, the whole thing is SEO optimised and fully automatic.
Take a look at this video to see exactly how it works:
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Monday, 28 June 2010
Article Converter For Photo's

Text To Voice Converter,
Web Video Production,
Function,
Price,
Results Achieved, ( click rates and back-links )
Service and Support,
Ease of Use.
My final choice of which product to use was very easy because the same product excelled in all areas.
My research did however put another exciting and very useful converter into my hands, this one, rather than being an article converter could better be described as a photo converter or alternatively a music converter.
Watch this video to see how it all works......... in 60 Seconds
Musicians, put some visuals to your music and post them as a video onto You Tube or embed them onto your web site to promote your band, gig dates or compositions.
Making a 30 second video is absolutely free and as well as using photos you can include a short video clip. I use this free version to make short, high impact video intro's for my websites.
I also always upload them to You Tube for the extra clicks and back-links.
There is a paid version of this program available which allows you to make longer video's and gives you all sorts of other goody's.
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Friday, 25 June 2010
Article Converter

The Article Converter
The following article covers a topic that has recently moved to centre stage--at least it seems that way. If you've been thinking you need to know more about it, here's your opportunity.
Those of you not familiar with the latest on Article Converter now have at least a basic understanding. But there's more to come.
If You Write Articles you need an article converter to convert your articles to video.
For many the thought of entering into web video production is a daunting prospect however thanks to the latest technology in text to voice converters easy video production is now within the reach of anybody.
The reasons for using an article converter are the same as the reasons you started writing articles in the first place - to get traffic, both from the article itself and by increasing your websites appeal to the search engines by increasing backlinks.
Video marketing achieves both of these goals but much easier than articles and the results are multiplied many times over.



So why should you get involved with web video production?
Well you have already done all the hard work by writing an article, you then submit the article to a publisher and sometimes wait for days only to find out it was rejected on some technicality, you then re-write your article and resubmit.
Hooray! Your article get's accepted. Now, because all the good publishers run a duplicate content check you have to re-write it again before you submit it to another publisher.
Congratulations! After several hours work and perhaps several days of waiting you finally have an article ( Or variations thereof ) published on maybe half a dozen sites gaining you valuable back links and readers who may click on the links you provide in your resource box.
A Better Solution: Write one article, then at the click of a button on your Article Converter and a few tweeks of your Text To Voice Converter and you have completed your web video production. If you want to make your video even more attractive you can add your own images or take the lazy way out and have images added automatically for you.
One More Click and your video can be automatically submitted to well over a dozen hosts (You Tube, Metacafe, Vimeo, My Space, etc. ) If you want you can manually submit to another dozen sites in about 10 minutes. No Waiting: video sites normally accept and publish your video in minutes.

The Result a highly viewable, animated video utilising the very latest text to voice converter technology giving you the very best way to directly reach your target audience and build backlinks.
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Monday, 10 May 2010
How To Write Effective E-Mails

Think of your subject line like a newspaper headline, go to your newsagents and browse the headlines, that should give you some ideas of how to grab a readers attention.
Of course E-Mail marketing is now even more competitive than newspaper sales so you have to be even more creative.
The creative use of symbols and white space when composing your email subject line will make you more noticeable than your competitors.
Take a look at these examples:
The *SHOCKING* Truth Behind Effective HeadlinesRead
On these examples you will notice the use of 'High Impact' words, symbols and white space (the space between words and/or letters. Remember also that everybody wants something for nothing so words like "Free", "Bonus", "Gift", etc. also work.
There are hundreds of high impact words and phrases to use, so experiment and the next time a piece of text grabs your attention take a second to analyse why you noticed it, you will soon build up your email subject line writing skills.
If you are sending emails out in bulk you have probably built your own list and are using an Autoresponder. Hopefully when you built your list you gathered details such as the person's name and perhaps their geographical and demographic information. Armed with this information and assuming you are using a good quality Autoresponder you can add further impact by personalising you email subject line, for example an email to "Joe" from New York might read:
*Joe! Discover The Amazing Secrets New Yorkers Send By E-Mail
Try to think of your email or newsletter as a team effort, each part of your email forming part of the team and the subject line is only part of that team, the more you learn about the different parts of the team the more effective your email marketing campaigns will be. (Read E-Mail Marketing ezines)
Remember "A teams strength is much greater than the sum of it's individual parts" So pay attention to detail, each small contribution when added to all the others makes a much bigger impact than it first appears.
You can get some fantastic free tools to help with the main body of your emails and newsletters at: Earnalot Amazing E-Mails
Tuesday, 4 May 2010
Confused Pilot?
Saturday, 17 April 2010
Self Promotion
Being the shy and retiring type I don't usually go much for self promotion but as the
man said; "My only real fault is my excessive modesty" so I decided to start working
on that one fault and make an Animoto Video promoting Glynn Sole.
Yes I know it's strange for me to talk about Glynn Sole in the third person but you see part
of the self promotion is to get this page found on the search engines and if Glynn Sole
does'nt get a mention Glynn Sole does'nt get found.
If you like this video, why don't you get on over to Animoto and make your own short video about yourself (or any thing else you want to). It's fast, and easy and most importantly of all
Its Freeeee....
If you don't like this video about Glynn Sole and your not into self promotion make one about anything you want or just put some of your favourite pictures on there, set them to your favourite music and make an exciting slide show to send to your friends.
Here's another on I made, be careful with making these it gets addictive.
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Friday, 12 February 2010
Make Money From A Dead Mule


Curtis &Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily News Newspaper in Starkville, MS. and bought a mule for $100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.
The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night."Curtis &Leroy replied, "Well, then just give us our money back."The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?"Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off."The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"
A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis &Leroy at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked."What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?"They said,"We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do."Leroy said,"Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898."The farmer said,"My Lord, didn't anyone complain?" Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back."
Curtis and Leroy now work for the government.They're overseeing the Bailout Program.
Wednesday, 20 January 2010
Britain's Binge Drinking

Town Centres: Weekend No Go Areas
We've been hearing a lot in the press and TV news for months now about Britain's booze culture.
Every Sunday and Monday brings fresh reports of drunken youngsters both male and female marauding around Britain's town centres, puking, pissing, breaking windows, damaging cars and other property, fighting, and finally falling down in their own vomit and excrement and requiring hospital treatment for alcohol poisoning and other injuries.
The British Governments answer and solution to these problems are so ludicrous and unrealistic
that I can't go into them without feeling physically sick at the incompetence and stupidity England's politicians and police forces.
Just to give you one example so you don't think I'm being melodramatic, recently police were issued with flip flops (like a beach sandal) to carry around with them. This would have been OK if they were to beat drunken idiots around the ears with, but no they were to give to girls in high heels who in their drunken stupors were falling over and injuring themselves thereby causing an excessive burden on hospital emergency rooms.
Much debate has raged recently regarding the cost of alcohol, with the Govt. constantly banging heads with the drinks industry because they (the Govt.) want a minimum charge to be imposed on alcoholic drinks.
Now, although the government has not yet won it's war against supermarkets offering cheap alcohol and special offers it has managed to jump all over the already struggling pub's and club's of Britain by banning happy hours, or pretty much any other promotions that licensed premises traditionally use to try to bolster up their businesses.
The only people who rampage through our town's bringing social disorder are people with money so we can expect to see a zero positive impact on this ridiculous line of persecuting alcohol prices as a means of tackling a social disorder problem.
Amazingly the government has actually had the solution to this problem since the 1800's and yet it continues to argue for and impose ridiculous measures that restrict the freedom of law abiding citizen's and prevent the responsible majority from having an affordable night out.
Oh yes, the solution, it's perfectly simple and the inability of the Government to see it is just another damning indication of their incompetence.
It's called the LAW. Yes that's right for decades England has had law's such as;
The Drunk and Disorderly law's, the Being Drunk in a public place law's, Public Nuisance laws and many other's. In addition it is against the law in England to serve alcohol to anybody who is, or appears to be drunk.
There, simple solution prices and happy hours don't need to be messed with.
Just enforce the existing laws.